zombie march

oh my gosh zombies what? If there were a zombie apocalypse I would so freak out.  And after I was done screaming like a little girl I would ask Hudson for help because it seems like she is some how related to those things. But if she can help me I would just feed her to zombies because that sound ethical. Then I would build some kind of hide out. It would have the latest technology like, CD Rom, walk men and of coarse I would have not for gotten dial up internet because that is like the best thing ever! In this hide out I will create, it will be under ground about fifty feet and have a huge door on the outside that locks like ten times. Then I would build some kind of machine that grinds up zombies that get close to my door.    

book of Timothy

If I found a book about my life I would probably not read it. Because if I didn't write it who did? I think if I even picked it up I would be cursed with some crazy witchcraft thing. That would freak me out. But seriously who would write a book about me? Because I know I wouldn't write a book about me. That book would get boring so quick. It would probably be something like this. My name is uh Timothy uh favorite color is uh red uh I like applesauce uh The end. If I found out who wrote my book it would probably be some stoker or creep from some website that I accidentally clicked on. Or an identity thief stole my well you know and decided to write a book about.

Teenagers

Do you know what annoying! When old farts say to me you better be careful when using dangerous power tools! They can hurt you! Are you following all the rules and regulations of those tools? Can you even pick up that heavy machine? And sometimes I just want to say can you use common sense, of coarse I read the manual. I probably know more about the machine than you do! Also most power tools accidents come from old people. Because usually there the ones that don't use the safety guards and protectors on there tools. But they still have the nerve to say I think your to young to be using those big machines. The thing that really makes me mad is when they say you don't know how to run those tools because you didn't have to work for those tools. Well they can shut up because every tool in my shop I have worked for. Every dollar and every penny has went toward saving up to buy my own tools.