end of the year summary

The most interesting part was reading a great book called Animal Farm it was such a good story. I liked the part about the windmill and the very rude pig. My least favorite part was grammar packet because they are so hard and so frustrating but they help you in the end I guess. One thing I would change about English 3 is the classroom. The classroom is just so old looking. Hudson need to hang up some lights or something. Maybe she can put something living in her room because everything else is dead. Image a classroom pet or a classroom plant. How cool right? She should get a huge 30 gallon fish tank and put only one tiny Betta fish in it.

week 31 wise words

I got the good info for you little sophomores. This is how to become a great junior. Listen here, first you need your drivers licenses if you do not have one get one. Once you have your licenses then buy a monster truck. After getting a monster truck tell your friends about the monster truck. You will be the coolest kid in the school. You should drive the monster truck for at least a month, so you can get the hang of it. After a month of driving or when you feel that you can drive the monster truck with out have trouble doing so, you can do the next step of the plan. The next part may get difficult so listen closely. Send a invitation out to all your new Junior classmates for a drive around town in your new monster truck. Since you guys are like flies and think bright shiny things are cool, everyone should come. Plan a day when you can take all your classmates with you, because this information wouldn't be useful if not followed all the way. Now after you have planned all of this take you and your classmates on a road trip to nowhere and never come back.

week 29 The yellow Sub sandwich

It's my lucky day I get to go to Subway. I have always wanted to go to Subway I heard they got some pretty killer Subs. So with the news that Ms. Hudson's class is going to Subway, I had to think of a good combination for a sandwich. Italian bread with cheese, lettuce, salami, and tomato. No no no that is to plain I need to spice it up a little bit maybe I will get Sweet Onion Chicken teriyaki. Or maybe I'll get the Meatball Marinara. There is just to many options, and not one that sounds the best to get. So the next day we all piled into the bus for the field trip to Subway and still I could not make a decision on the sandwich I would order.  I finally just gave up and got a bag of chips and a soda.  

Week 28 A helping hand

People who stick up for other people and believe in the right thinks are individuals who care. There is a lot of people who I know that care and I think they should be recognized. I am going to name off those people. Sandra my mom, Eric my dad, Kiel my brother, Christina my sister, Erin my sister, Dee Dee and Dick Stewart, Aunt Ruth, Uncle Tim, Pastor Nathan, Lisa Feig, Ms. Hudson, Ms. Devlin, Mrs. Mr. Rowald, Mrs. Nauman, Mr. Zulz, Mrs. Henry, Ms. Krohn, and the list goes on. Sorry if I miss spelled any names. The people I named off including some more are individuals who care.  

blog 27 Holiday Road

What the heck is Holiday Road. Well it is song from National Lampoons Vacation but what if it wasn't and the meaning of the song title meant a lot more. Oh my goody goodness that would be so weird. Like what if Holiday Road was an actual road that had a bunch of holidays printed in the asphalt or if it was like a iconic road to drive on just like old route 66. But the real down right teeth gritting true is it isn't a road! It's a highway. Dun dun dunn! It makes me scared just thinking about it. And the meaning of Holiday in the title actually basically technicality stand for. (Can I get a drum roll please) The complete opposite of Holiday! Hell! And I think Clark Griswold experienced that through out the entire movie.

Week 26 I wish a had something to say to that!

I really hate it when someone says something very out right stupid and you just want to tell that person off but you can't so they win the conversation and walk way with the pride of winning. This has happened to me a countless of times and I am so sick of being the loser to difficult conversations. But now I think I have found the solution where anyone can win a debate or solve a problem to a stupid question and that is let them unwrap the answer. Now if you tell the answer to the person they might not understand or simply not care but it is when you address the issue and pin the issue up for everyone to see. So that everyone knows there is a problem and it needs to be address. Now say if the problem worsens everyone now sees that and start to question. That is where you win the debate or conversation because now everyone is pointing fingers at the person who didn't want to address the issue and that person has unwrapped the answer and it isn't a pretty one. So you might not win the conversation right off the bat but you do win something that everyone wants and the is Time. Only time will tell if he or she sees the answer and realizes the mistake they have made.

week 25 Theme song

Have you ever heard the Kit Kat commercial? Where the people are snapping bars and dropping a sick beat with ripping wrappers. Well imagine if my life was that commercial. So there's a chocolate bar with my name on it then some lady snaps it in half, so it says Tim. Then someone opens my photo album and it makes a noise. After that another person takes a sip of my favorite brand soda. Next you see to hands scratching record because duh records are cool. After that the commercial would end and that would be the commercial of my life.

Inside jokes

Let go on a trip!

I really do not know where I would want to go, But I have a pretty good idea who I would go with. I would go with the Griswold family because some really crazy stuff happens when they go on vacation. Like when Clark went to get his new car and there was no new car, instead there was a poop can on wheels, know as "The Wagon Queen Family Truckster." Then when they are on the trip to Wally World grandma dies and the family straps her to the roof. Ha ha that family is so bouncing off the walls nuts.

happy ever after

What if there wasn't a happy ending and all stories were depressing or sad and gloomy. I think everyone would go insane. Children wouldn't be able to handle all of the terrible things so they get the idea that everything has to be bad. So they grow up becoming serial killers or even worst ice cream truck drivers. (and yes I am talking about the perverted ice cream truck drivers) Those people are just sick in so many ways. Then with all of these kids becoming criminals, rapists, and druggies many other people would follow in their foot steps. Everyone would become evil monsters just because of poorly written story books.    

Celebrity crush

Do you know what I hate, Celebrities. That word is over used way to much and it makes me sick. The definition for a Celebrity is a famous or well know person. There are a lot of famous people and some are good at what they do but then there are people who ruin the definition by trying to be better than everyone else. These people would be the ones that act so nice on social media or in movies but when met in person they act snotty and have no respect for anyone. I just wish that everyone was nice to each other.

week 20(read it because you might get a cookie)

This is going to be a tough blog because it really makes me thing. From 7th grade up to now school has been pretty easy maybe the only thing I would change is if you take out weird Mrs. Neff. But other wise school wasn't hard but what was, is life outside of school. Now I am not saying my life was hard and miserable but I have tripped and fallen in the mud a couple of times. After that though I have gotten back up and kept on walking. I am not going to tell my life occurrences because I am still writing my story book and I do not want to be a spoiler. So I am going to tell some Spark notes about it. My life so far is like a roller coaster and I thing other people have that same feelings too. You have the peaks, the falls, the corkscrews, and crazy and hard climb to the top. With in this roller coaster of  happiness, craziness, madness, and even some sadness. You experience some life lessons that keep you thinking. Some of those have stuck with me. The first lesson is life keeps on moving it's like a river it keeps on going no matter what a dam might slow you down and you might crash into some rocks along the way but you keep on moving. The second lesson is choose a good road and stick with it. There is a lot of roads to pick from some maybe crossing bridges, some maybe covered in pot holes but you should always drive on the good one's. Know some maybe a short cut and get you to your destination quicker but you don't get to enjoy the good road. So don't short cut your life and make sure to read road signs because you don't what to go down a dead end street! The third lesson is build your house strong and don't let it fall apart. If you keep you house full of people you will never get depressed. If you keep your house clean it will never get dirty and make your friends and family leave. If you keep you house unlock you might lose it all and have nothing.

(If you didn't understand the lessons maybe you haven't gotten to those chapters in your life and that is alright but when you do, keep strong, keep mindful, and always keep going because at the end of it all you just might get a cookie.)  

19 I never knew that about you

Let's play a game because I am jigsaw (just kidding) So I will tell you three stories and one of them is true the others are false. In the comments guess which one is real. If you are really good at puzzles you can figure out which one is real by just reading it over "a lot!" Lets begin!

1. When I was a little boy I liked going to the park in Peoria. It was always fun especially going down to the pond and watch the ducks paddle around the green lily pads.

2. When I was a bit older I had a hard time in speech and had to take a lot of extra summer classes so I could talk to other people correctly. I especially struggled with beginning a conversation.    

3. When I hit my teens I loved to collect coins, I also would go to coin fairs in Ohio and see all of the new, old and rare coins. Especially train smashed coins.

week 18 siblings by chance friends by choice

I have four other siblings Erin, Kiel, Christina, and Roger. Since there is a large age gap between my siblings and me there wasn't really a lot of brother and sister fights. So we are a pretty laid back group. Now I am not saying we are all alike because each of use have are individual characteristics and back stories. But we still have fun together especially during the holiday season. Kiel always wins all of the Christmas games, Erin laughs a lot but in a good way. Christina talks about some pretty funny and crazy stories and Roger well I actually have never met Roger or even talked to him because he lives in Arizona and is kind of off the grid. (no he is not dead or running from the police) I know this because my mom sometimes calls him to see how he is doing.

The Future

Wow I am in the future. How exciting! But my stupid capsule door will not open! What the heck is going on. So I tried and tried to get the dumb door open but kept failing so I started screaming "help!" I guess no body heard me so I began feeling around the interior of my capsule, because I couldn't see due to the burnt out light on the door. My fingers found a knob to what seemed to be a small cabinet. Inside was a small crank flashlight that came in handling to look at the rest of the contents in the cabinet. There was a set of corroded batteries, a small box labeled food bar ,and a manual. I opened the book and looked at the table of contents. "ah ha (how to open the capsule door and troubleshooting with opening capsule door)." I then turned to page 34 and read. It said if capsule door is jammed you my be buried or under water. Sorry you are S.O.L. To end capsule testing take (proved) flashlight and smash against small round window. I then thought to myself "what a minute they want me to kill myself!"

Will Timothy get out of the capsule or will he end up having to follow protocol? Leave your answer in the comments below.

(If I can get 10 comments I will finish the story.)