week 31 wise words

I got the good info for you little sophomores. This is how to become a great junior. Listen here, first you need your drivers licenses if you do not have one get one. Once you have your licenses then buy a monster truck. After getting a monster truck tell your friends about the monster truck. You will be the coolest kid in the school. You should drive the monster truck for at least a month, so you can get the hang of it. After a month of driving or when you feel that you can drive the monster truck with out have trouble doing so, you can do the next step of the plan. The next part may get difficult so listen closely. Send a invitation out to all your new Junior classmates for a drive around town in your new monster truck. Since you guys are like flies and think bright shiny things are cool, everyone should come. Plan a day when you can take all your classmates with you, because this information wouldn't be useful if not followed all the way. Now after you have planned all of this take you and your classmates on a road trip to nowhere and never come back.